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a friend tells you that they are sick, you say | “I’m sorry” | “that’s good, a person should get sick now and then, it helps them to be a better person” |
when a friend has the flu, you should check if they are | taking vitamin C, getting enough sleep, using inhalers, taking relevant over-the counter medicine | praying regularly |
when the flu lasts a few days, you should remind friend to | use hand sanitizer, cough into their elbow, drink green tea and hot lemon tea, eat ginger/ ginseng/ garlic/ echinacea/ wheatgrass | eat Chinese soup that is so spicy they sweat through your clothes and then walk a few miles |
a friend is sick at home, you should… | call to see if you should visit, at what time and what you could bring with you | show up unannounced between 9 and 11pm with nothing |
food to give a sick person | chicken soup, fruit | meat and rice, baklava |
‘magic bullet’ | flu vaccine | honey |
when your friend has had a flu for 4 weeks and has not seen a doctor yet, you say | “That’s ridiculous, go see a doctor!” or “Oh, don’t you have insurance?” | “Yes, stay away from doctors.” |
when conventional medicine is not working | star anise, acai berries, homeopathic medicine | assume you have been cursed and find someone to lift/ counteract it |
the cost of 2 bottles of cough syrup, ear drops, sore throat lozenges, anti-biotics, cold and flu sachets to add to hot water is… | more than $50
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less than $20
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