Vegas – Vegas – Vegas

Maine: How to Survive Bears, Badgers, Bobcats and Excessive Sharing at B & B Breakfasts

How to Move to Vermont

How to Behave in Vermont (for the very short period you live there)

The Utter Tiaralessness of Waterbury, Warren, and Waitsfield

How to Survive Quarantine by Thinking about Places That are Worse than Your Small Apartment; aka: Let’s Talk about Vermont

Reverse Psychology 2: Enjoy your Quarantine Because You Really Do NOT Want to Travel (to Maine and get eaten by bobcats after having cold oatmeal for breakfast)